70 Disney Toys: McDonald’s Happiest Meal Yet!

Okay, so who else remembers that thrill, that absolute burst of excitement, when you’d open a Happy Meal as a kid? Not for the fries-though those were always good-but for the toy. The little plastic treasure inside, promising endless adventures on your kitchen floor, or maybe the backseat of the car. Well, get ready to feel that rush again because McDonald’s and Disney are cooking up something seriously special, something that’ll probably have us all, yes, even us grown-ups, scrambling for a Happy Meal. They’re dropping a colossal 70-toy collection, celebrating Disneyland Resort’s 70th anniversary. Seventy toys! That’s not just a collection; it’s a small army of nostalgia, basically.

Now, you might think, “Seventy? That’s… a lot.” And yeah, it is. But when you consider the sheer breadth of Disney’s magic over the last seven decades-from the earliest animated shorts to the latest Pixar masterpieces, and let’s not forget the parks themselves-it suddenly doesn’t seem so overwhelming. It’s an homage, really, an intricate nod to the characters that have shaped generations, and a clever way for McDonald’s to tap into that deep, universal well of Disney adoration. Honestly, this whole collaboration just feels right, you know?

The Grand Hoard: Who’s Making the Cut?

So, with 70 spots up for grabs, you’ve gotta wonder about the roster. We’re not talking about just Mickey and Minnie here, though they’re definitely in the mix. This is a chance to dive deep into the Disney archives, to pull out some fan favorites that maybe haven’t seen the light of a Happy Meal box in decades. Imagine the possibilities!

A Cast of Thousands (Well, Seventy)

It’s not just about the big names. Sure, you’ll get your Buzz Lightyear, your Elsa, and your Stitch, no doubt. But what about some of the deeper cuts? Are we talking about characters from The Black Cauldron? Or maybe even characters from the beloved but sometimes overlooked animated classics? That’s the real magic here, seeing who makes the cut into this massive birthday bash.

• The Classics: Expect the OG crew-Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Goofy, Pluto. They’re basically non-negotiable.
• Modern Icons: Characters from Pixar, like Woody and Lightyear, and the recent Disney princesses like Moana and Raya, are pretty much a given.
• Deep Dives?: Here’s where it gets interesting. Could we see characters from, say, Robin Hood or even Atlantis: The Lost Empire? A journalist can dream, right?
• Park Legends: Given it’s Disneyland’s anniversary, maybe some animatronic characters from classic rides? A Haunted Mansion Stretching Portrait Ghost? Now that would be something.

“This isn’t just about selling Happy Meals; it’s about selling a shared experience, a little piece of childhood that connects us all.”

The Collector’s Conundrum: Getting Them All

Seventy toys. That’s a commitment. For the casual collector, you might snag a few favorites, maybe trade with a friend or two. But for the completists out there-and believe me, you know who you are-this is a serious mission. Think about it: that’s potentially 70 Happy Meals to buy. Or, you know, just the toys, if your local McDonald’s is feeling generous. Which, let’s be honest, they rarely are when it comes to coveted collectibles like these.

Happy Meal Mania: A Blast from the Past

This isn’t the first time McDonald’s and Disney have teamed up for something big. Remember the epic 100 Years of Magic collection in 2002? Or the 50th-anniversary figures? Those were huge. This 70-toy rollout feels like a direct descendant of those grand promotional events. It harkens back to a time when these collections felt like genuinely special events, not just another marketing push. And frankly, that’s what we want, isn’t it? That feeling of a treasure hunt.

My primary concern, selfishly, is that I’ll end up with 17 Minnies and 21 Goofys before I finally snag that one obscure character I’m truly after. The random distribution is part of the game, I guess, but it also means a lot of repeat toys. I’m already envisioning the online trading groups. People will be desperate to fill out their lists, myself included, probably. This launch isn’t just about the toys; it’s about the community that springs up around collecting them.

The sheer scale of this-70 toys-it’s a statement. It says, “We’re going all out for Disney’s 70th.” It’s not a subtle celebration; it’s a full-blown party in a tiny plastic box. And at a time when we could all use a little more joy, a little more simple fun, a collection like this feels pretty perfect.

So, get ready. Clear some shelf space. Prepare your stomach (or at least your wallet). Because McDonald’s and Disney are about to drop the happiest, most comprehensive Happy Meal collection we’ve seen in a long, long time. And honestly, I’m already wondering which character I’ll get first. Here’s hoping it’s something unexpected. Which one are you crossing your fingers for?